This is not going to go down easy.

No. No it is not.

What are we supposed to do with this, Microsoft? I mean, I’m all for distraction free writing environments, but if my boss looks over my shoulder and sees this, she’s going to know I’m not actually doing my work.

IT’S A VERY STRANGE TAKE ON THE WORD PARADIGM.

It’s as if someone took every criticism anyone ever lodged at Word for “having too many buttons” very, very seriously.

C’mon, Microsoft. Make Word look more like Facebook. That would totally work better for me.

Microsoft Office 2013 Preview is available for download.