Can I just confess I have an odd infatuation with Gordon Ramsey.

Between Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares, not to include the wackadoo stuff they have on the BBC America Channel, I'll watch just about anything that he's on.

And here's the confession part: Sometimes he makes me cry.

Gordon Ramsey is one of those walking contradictions. A jumbo shrimp. A clean schipperke. The best of times, the worst of times. He's a tiny giant. A legal crime. A charismatic asshole.

I already have several too many blogs to work on, but someone needs to do a a Fake Gordon Ramsey Blog ala Fake Steve Jobs.

Anyway.