The gang and I at work have been asked to create the corporate holiday card this year. We're working on making it the worst possible, most awkwardly phrased, boring message we could come up with.
Then we back-translated from English to Japanese and then from Japanese to English. I just whipped up this fake, design, just for fun.

Although, we think we could definitely make it more awkward, it's painful to read as is. Imagine receiving this, with signatures from your firm's administrative team, on cheap, flimsy copy paper. And streaked with copier tracks. And ever-so-slightly misfolded.

A great holiday indeed.